Jerry Seinfeld edited his profile and added Comedian as profession.
Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza are now friends using the Roosevelt High School Friends You May Know tool
George Costanza joined the group NYC Decaf
Claire posted a comment: Trust me George, no one has any interest in seeing you on caffeine.
Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza are now friends with Kramer.
Laura from Lansing is Engaged!!
Jerry Seinfeld is now friends with Elaine Benes
Jerry Seinfeld is related to Morty Seinfeld and Helen Seinfeld
George Costanza changed his profession to Architect
George Costanza is now friends with Bert Harbinson and Art Corvelay
Art Corvelay changed his name to Art Vandelay and added Importer/Exporter as his profession.
Kramer changed his phone number to 555-8643
George Costanza created the event Knicks game for Thursday night
Jerry Seinfeld and Joel Horneck are no longer in a relationship
Joel Horneck posted on Jerry Seinfeld’s wall: You’re my best friend, I can’t believe this is happening
Kramer invited Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza to invest in Kramerica Industies’ restaurant start up: Make your own pizza pie
Elaine Benes gave Jerry Seinfeld a Little Airplane Lamp as a gift. Give one to your friends.
Uncle Leo is now friends with Jeffery from the NYC Parks Department
Uncle Leo posted the comment : Jeffery was recommended by the Parks Commissioner for a citation. Can you believe it???
Elaine is hating on kids that had ponies. What kind of abnormal animal is that? And those kids who had their own ponies..
Jerry: I know, I hated those kids. In fact, I hate anyone that ever had a pony when they were growing up.
Manya: ..I had a pony. When I was a little girl in Poland, we all had ponies. My sister had pony, my cousin had pony, So– what’s wrong with that?
Jerry Seinfeld is in a relationship with Donna
George Costanza is in a relationship with Carol
Jerry Seinfeld changed his profile to Lactose Intolerant
Harrold and Manny changed their profile from ‘In a Relationship‘ to ‘It’s Complicated‘
Roxanne created an event, and has invited Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, and George Costanza to a cocktail party
George Costanza changed his profile to Married and gave up season tickets to Madison Square Garden and a lifetime of Guilt Free Sex
George Costanza joined the group For I am Costanza. Lord of the Idiots!
Raymond Thomas Wochinski has stolen Jerry’s statue and also graduated from Columbia University
Kramer and Newman are now friends
George Costanza is having a Heart Attack!!
Elaine Benes OMG! I just stopped Jerry Seinfeld from killing George Costanza with a hospital pillow
Kramer is now friends with Bob Saccomanno
Jerry Seinfeld and Elaine Benes are now in a total hot mess of a relationship with the following rules: #1. No calls that day after That. #2. Spending the night, and goodbye kisses, are optional
George is wondering what is the deal with Aquaman? Could he go on land, or was he just restricted to water?
Elaine Benes has invited all of her friends to Leslie’s Baby Shower.
Kramer commented: But that’s the same day I’ve got the Soviets coming over to install the pirated cable!
Jerry is waiting with Elaine and George for a table at the Chinese Restaurant
The Busboy is absolutely not a fan of George Costanza or Elaine Benes
Kramer would like to know ¿Como se dice.. waterbed?
Jerry is wondering what the worst part of being blind would be
George Costanza is now in a reluctant relationship with his male masseuse Raymond
Kramer just encouraged Jerry Seinfeld to make a tax free donation to the Volcano Relief Fund cause using SuperPoke.
Elaine Benes and Joel “I’m not the serial killer” Rifkin are in a relationship.
Jerry is GETTING AUDITED!! This is the financial equivalent of a rectal exam.
Jack Klompus just gave Jerry Seinfeld a Space Pen
Helen Seinfeld commented “Jerry, what did you take his pen for???”
Elaine is in Florida and in bed sweating. Sweating in Bed! Why will the Seinfelds not turn on the air conditioning?
Lieutenant Bookman is now friends with Jerry Seinfeld. LT. Bookman found Jerry using the NYC Library Overdue Patron database. Could YOU be wanted?
George Costanza edited his profile nicknames to include the name “Cant-stand-ya”
Babu is now friends with the very kind man, Jerry Seinfeld
George Costanza has just given Elaine Benes a beautiful cashmere sweater
Elaine commented: What is this red dot?
Elaine Benes is making plans to attend the big Lesbian Wedding
Jerry Seinfeld and Elaine Benes have joined the group Tweetie Bird Pez Dispensers
Jerry Seinfeld just changed his name to Dylan Murphy, George Costanza changed his name to Colin O’Brien and both are headed to the White Supremacist Rally in an airport limo
Tim and Eva are now friends with Dylan Murphy and Colin O’Brien
Eva just flirted with The Game author Colin O’Brien using Superpoke
George Costanza and Susan Ross are now dating
The Bubble Boy has posted “How about taking your top off?” on Susan Ross’ wall
Jerry Seinfeld is now in a relationship with A Virgin
Jerry Seinfeld, Elaine Benes, George Costanza and Kramer have all installed The Contest application. How long can you last??
Kramer has single-handily disqualified himself from The Contest in seven minutes
Jerry is restless
Elaine Benes is now friends with John F. Kennedy Jun-yahr.
Elaine Benes’ wrist aerobics has disqualified herself from The Contest
George is looking forward to tonight’s sponge bath, err, I mean visiting Estelle Costanza in the hospital
George Costanza has relinquished his belt as King of the Country and has been disqualified from The Contest
Marla the Virgin has commented on Elaine Benes’ wall: I do not want anything to do you with you or your perverted little friends.
Marla and John-John are now dating
George Costanza updated his employment profile and is now working for Vandelay Industries - a small player in the latex industry
Jerry Seinfeld is now in a metrosexual relationship with Keith Hernandez
Kramer just sprayed you with his new cologne The Beach, by Calvin Klein using SuperPoke.
Elaine Benes just uploaded a new photo and said “Merry Christmas!”
Jerry Seinfeld commented on Elaine’s Picture: Is that…is that a…Nipple??
And that concludes Act 1. Stop by soon to read what the Seinfeld gang is up to in Act 2. We’ve heard that Lloyd Braun, Krueger, and The Soup Nazi are all making Facebook accounts. Want to be the first to know when the post is up? Follow me on Twitter (@FacesofSeinfeld) or subscribe to the RSS feed.
